Pinoy Ako

If you're filipino can u understand this?

1. TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
3. SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!
4. ASSOCIATE - When I went to da bathroom, associate in da toilet so I plashed it.
5. HOSTESS - When da pone rings, I ask hostess?
6. BEEF STEW - My beeper beeps, does your beef stew?
7. PERSUADING - This month will be my cousin's persuading anniversary.
8. DEPRESSED - Depressed is da one who leads da mass on Sundays.
9. DEFICIT - Bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.
10. STATUE - Oy, Pedro....statue?
11. UNO, DOS, TRES - Uno! dos tres are burning!
12. CANDIDATE - I ordered too much pood, I think I candidate!
13. CHICKEN NUT BREAD - My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread.


you are some what filipino if you can understand this. if you do not understand and you didnt crack a smile from at least one of these, then your stupid. haha. joke lang