My Dark Knight Review

It's like two and a half hours of the best sex you will ever have with the most attractive person you will ever meet while eating the best friggin meal you've even eaten.

I'm the best mang, I did it

Me and some friends found this worst rap battle ever video on youtube, we watched it about 20 times (or maybe it was only me that watched it that many times) but omg SOOOO FUNNY watch this video to see what i'm talking about....

(It's funny how its first in "worst rap battle ever" and "best rap battle ever")

So after watching it...me and some friends decided to remake this video and this is what we came up with.....


It's not like the original but hey we thought it was pretty funny.

I have to get this off my chest...

I hate these kinds of napkin holders. That's all.
oh, furthermore, I hate the kinds of napkins they hold.
Yes, i hate. I'm a hater... on this napkin holder.

...for so many reasons....
The holder puts too much pressure on the napkins causing them to tear at the sharp metal corners. Why WHY make them so sharp so that my napkin gets torn and essentially wasted?
Fine, don't wanna change the design, then put in thicker napkins that can withstand the stress points, that would be nice...but they only put the THIN kinds in these. Maybe...those are the only kind that fit!
Makes absolutely no sense. Only solution, to pinch a THICK stack (such a waste), or remove a single one like it's surgery.


arghhhhhhhh!!!!

Holy Crap!!

Ok so some of you people may know this band Panic at the Disco. Yeah they started off with a very dancey cd and it was ehh....they recently came out with a new cd titled "Pretty Odd" and I have to say WOW this cd is kinda like a grown up version of them and i'm not ashamed to saw I really like their cd.

This brings me to this which blows my mind....."THEY ARE REALLY GOOD LIVE".....they did a cover in this video...the cover is "The weight" by the Band. Just wait you'll recognize the song. Damn they are tight while playing this song (not a fan of the first song they play so if you don't want listen fast forward to about 4:42 for the good stuff.)



I'd love to see them live one day but there are gonna be girls around the ages of 10-15 at the show and that completely ruins the show for me=/

Eating Contest are the begging of a S**ting contest

It has been one year since the last Nathan's hot dog eating contest held at Coney Island and all eyes where glued on Japan's mighty Takeru Kobayashi and last year's winner Joey Chestnut who hails from California.



I thought Kobayashi would have won this year because i mean come on, it's Kobayashi the Tsunami. Kobayashi tied with Chestnut with 59 hotdogs in 10 minutes(it was 12 minutes last year). Then they had to face off in overtime, with who can eat 5 hotdogs the fastest. To me i think that was not settled correctly. They should of had it who can eat the most hotdogs in 5 minutes.



Kobaashi is still the man to me, but he looks skinner then he did in the past events. In this video just look at him destroy all the food the chef puts in front of him.....I wish i could do that...wait... scratch that i don't want to see the consequence of what eating all that food can do to you.


(This video is at least 2 years old)

Kobayashi isn't losing his touch in the competitive eating circuit. There's finally an American who can eat just as much hot dogs as much as he can. Until next year's competition we'll just have to wait and see if Kobayashi can retain his title and beat Chestnut....My vote goes for the small Japanese guy=)

Strangers....

Every relationship begins with a crush, an attraction. The person of interest is a dream. You could only WISH to be with them, to be their boy/girlfriend, to know everything about them, and grow with them. They are, a unicorn "unbelievable". Isn't this the truth? No one goes into a relationship (seriously) with someone they're not crazy about

But sadly, at some point, this excitement, this appeal, this idea of perfection fades. Why? You couldn't WAIT to see them, to hear from them. You would give anything to be WITH them... Somewhere along the line, the unicorn, just became a regular horse. And it is because of this, in my opinion, that the majority of relationships out there do not last. He or she is no longer "that special" and so you both start to act differently, or do stupid things that eventually lead to breaking up.

To me, the saddest part about a relationship that did not work out, is the inevitable path both parties are on to become strangers. They start out as strangers, grow to learn about each other, eventually become each others' lives, and then break up, and return to being strangers again. To think, that at some point, you knew when your bf/gf slept or woke up...what they ate for lunch...you knew their entire schedule of the week. And then... not even knowing where they are living anymore. To me, that is so unfortunate, but it's what we must all go through at some point.

Honestly, most of us are not gonna be w/ ONE person forever, and you will break up (hate to break it to the high schoolers. I too once was the starry eyed 17 yr old who had hopes of being "together forever") MOST people, in order to find their wife, will likely travel this path at some point w/ someone. And if you don't...then all the power too you, I'm extremely jealous.

Here are stages/paths for a typical relationship ....
(I'm gonna do this from the perspective of a boy, because...i'm a boy) (Also, I'm assuming no one cheated, beated, or did anything truly stupid that deems them unworthy of being counted as a meaningful relationship. Those are deal-breakers right there)

Stage 1: Everyone starts out as strangers. You don't kno who she'll be, you don't even know she exists right now.
Stage 2: By some chance, you meet her. It could be through a mutual friend, online profile, a friend you've had for a long time and it's just clicking, or a total stranger you bump into on the street. Whatever it is...you meet her, and most importantly...you are attracted.
Stage 3: If she's your type, and you click, you'll find a way to keep talking and getting to know each other. At some point, she'll be the only person on your mind, you'll always look forward to getting that call or text from her. You flirt, your eyes always meet first in a crowded room...She is your unicorn.
Stage 4: If you make it here...congrats. You have found someone, out of alllll the people in the world...who likes you the way you like her at the same time. If you think about it, that's quite a feat. Make the right moves and she is now your girlfriend. Lucky you, you are finally with the most awesomest, perfect girl to you. Thus begins the honeymoon stage as everyone knows it. The beginning of the relationship when the two of you couldn't be happier or more excited that you are together.
Stage 5: Time will pass, and whether you want to believe it or not, the fire won't rage on. But that's ok, it's only normal and healthy for each of you to simmer down and just be chill with each other. This is when you get comfortable. There's no need to fake anything, you'll be real, you'll be honest. Some fights might occur, some problems may arise, but that's fine. Again, it's only normal. What you do and where you go with those arguments and that comfortableness is what makes the difference into the next stage. (The comfortable stage is tricky because it could be very short, or very very long, years even, but you'll never know until after it's over)
Stage 6: For many, the problems persist, and despite trying to make up each time, you're still arguing, upset, or dissatisfied with the relationship. It's only once in awhile that you two are actually totally happy, because most of the time...ur just tolerating each other. This is the stage when most people say..."It's not great, but it's not bad". Btw that's never a good description of a relationship. If you're saying that, you're probably headed for the next stage.
Stage 7: If you've gotten here, most likely there's not much time left for the two of you. There may be valiant efforts to save the relationship, but in the end, everything will add up and it'll be too hard to keep it going. Something was lost along the way and you can't bring it back. Usually both of you will be too afraid to make the final call...but one of you will. It's rarely completely mutual, but each case is of course different. Most likely, both you and her won't agree at the same exact moment to break it off, and this results in the "he broke up with me" or "she broke up with me" when it was really what both of you were thinking at some point. However, there are definitely the cases that are really one-sided, when she doesn't see it coming at all, and you essentially "break her heart". Those are the worst.
Stage 8: The Break Up. Pretty self explanatory. If you're lucky, it'll be on good terms. Sometimes they're long and drawn out. Regardless of the duration or type...the relationship will end.
Stage 9: Assuming you were total strangers before...There will/must be a time of distance in order to heal. You and her are coldly thrown back into a life null of each other, and it takes a while to adjust back. This is the most difficult part. Be strong. "Time heals all wounds"
Stage 10: Depending on your personality/support/life events...stage 9 will end after a certain amount of time. You'll either move on, or find someone new. Usually the most common way people move on...is just finding someone new. It's not necessarily a rebound, but seeing that there's another unicorn out there sorta makes the pain from the last one start to go away. Or you try to convince yourself that ur ex was never a unicorn in the first place.
Stage 11: If both of you are mature and have good hearts...the two of you will recall a time when you were very important to one another and a part of each others' lives. This will undoubtedly cause you to sometimes think about them and how they're doing. As a result, once in a while you'll send them an email, or message, or a call to say hello. Maybe even catch up over coffee? This might happen a few times, but after awhile, the time between will become longer and longer. She'll get a new boyfriend, so meeting up won't be a priority. You might have a new girlfriend too. After some time...the two of you won't be talking at all and will have totally lost touch, bringing you back to right where you started...
Strangers. After a few more months/yrs...everything the two of you went thru will feel like a dream that may or may not have happened.


There are some forks in the road that happen in these stages....some of you may have taken the right turn in the fork in the road and some may have unfortunately taken the road where there are stormy skies and no turning back.

Fork 1: At the end of the honeymoon stage (stage 4), entering the comfortable stage is where a difference happens. If you and her are truly right for each other...this stage lasts a very long time. Once in awhile there are hiccups, but overall, you and her are trying to really make the relationship grow and last. It's not easy...it takes work for sure.
If you can do this right, the relationship will mature. The two of you will hopefully continue on for a very long time, and if everything falls into place...you could be headed towards true love and marriage.
Don't get too comfortable though, because sometimes life throws curveballs and things might happen that totally catch you off guard. Priorities change as people grow and want new/different things...and you could find yourself at the "Tolerate Stage" and eventually "Downhill" even if the "Comfortble" stage was long and strong.

Fork 2: When the breakup happens, if the two of you were friends from before, or really really mature about it, the two of you might be able to bring it back to before the relationship started. There will still need to be time to heal and move on (usually it'll be faster) and if you're lucky, you'll be friends again who can be cool and chill about everything that happened. It's rare, but it does happen. Sadly though, you are still on the road to becoming strangers, because she will find someone new, and so will you...and just like anyone else, it won't be as important to keep in touch as you'll want to focus on your new relationship.

There's technically another possibility, it's for those people who go in circles. Break up, make up, break up, make up. I chose not to really put this into the forks in the road because those relationships are really dumb. After the break up, they'll get lonely, or think they can make it work this new time, and they'll get back together. At best, it'll take them back to a short lived comfortable stage, and right into the middle of tolerate. I know very few cases of them finding themselves on the path to long term. At some point, people in those scenarios just have to accept the fact that there are problems they can't solve, and stick with their decisions and move on.

In conclusion....of course, my interpretation is not 100% correct (probably not even 80%, heh). Everyone and every relationship is different and unique (sort of). This is just loosely based on my experiences and those around me. I am also not "condemning" your relationship. I would like to wish nothing but everlasting happiness between you and your significant other, for real. It's the most awesome thing if you can make it onto Fork 1 and end up at a loving marriage. We're always growing, always learning, and I know we'll all make it there =P.

Sorry for writing about relationships.....it makes me look dorky especially with the length of this blog.....but I assume that most people out there have relationships on their mind. Myself included...and for me, until I make it onto that right path, all I've got are faded, segmented recollections of people who used to be the most important in my life...who are now essentially strangers.... damn

Hancock

One movie i wanted to see this summer was Hancock. I'm sorry I'm a sucker for Will Smith movies. He's known as Mr. 4th of July do to most of his movies being released around the forth of July and bringing in the big money. This movie might have you thinking UGhhh Will Smith a superhero hasn't he saved the world enough times already? This movie is the opposite of that, well i mean yeah he does save the world or LA but this isn't the Will Smith we normally see in the movies... this is a Jackass/A-hole version of him....or his character at least but im pretty sure his agent told him hey will people are tired of your PG movies lets make you a bit more of a jackass. I'll tell you he pulls it off perfectly. The movie has a twist and plenty of laughter. Go see it..It's worth $10. If you don't want to see it then save up for Batman Begins.....oh BTW they had the new 007 trailer and ZOMG i can't wait.....i've been rambling to much END NOW.